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Hilarious things since I got boobs.....

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Hi ladies! 

I thought it would be funny if we started a thread where we put in things that we have noticed since we got boobs that have made us laugh. I'll kick it off with a few;

*boob sweat, it's real lol

*shimmying is way more fun and kinda has a purpose now

*fitting through tight spots in car parks.......my boobs have gotten to know many more car side mirrors than before

*i randomly catch myself feeling myself up unintentionally 😁

*ive gotten to second base with a few more doors (my fridge, my car, my office) than I used to

 

anyone care to add some? 

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I wore a string bikini to the beach last Summer. I decided to do some boogie boarding as there were some good waves. I got a wave but then got unceremoniously dumped. When I came up out of the water, I saw an older man giving me a funny stare. I thought "why the hell is he looking at me for??". Then I realised. One of my boobs had popped out! Because I was still numb, I couldn't feel the cold air on it. Lol! Needless to say, I tightened my top a lot more tighter before I caught the next wave. :)

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Also guilty of randomly touching my boobs (think I'm scared that they disappear but can relate to men constantly touching themselves now lol) also find that I hold my boobs every time I go over a bump in the car. 

They are still new so interested to see what interesting habits I pick up 😜

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So far:

- horrendous boob sweat. EWW. 

- constantly knocking my sideboob

- forever foraging food from my cleavage

- unconsciously walking around in a near boxers stance protecting my boobs from people bumping into me

- giving myself more room when I park so I don't knock them getting out of the car

Im sure when I get back to work there'll be more!

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Bump! This is a great thread. And I can contribute now!! I'm definitely experiencing all the things that Maisie has said + having to deal with crazy nipple behaviour. I'm having to hide my nipples because it looks weird with one nipple almost always high beaming and the other not giving a sh*t whether it's cold. Soooo thought I was finished with padded bras!

I've also become that person that leans in very awkwardly for a hug (to protect the girls from being squished by some unwitting hugger). No one knows about my BA, so they probably think I'm just not liking them right now haha. 

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brushing my teeth will never be the same! I use to lean over and get a mouth full of water from the tap to rinse learnt the hard way day 1 PO that they hit the sink before my mouth reaches the water.

hugging is awkward because I'm constantly guarding them. And before when I hugged hubby it was like full body contact now I hug him and his pecs meet my boobs and the rest of us feels like it a mile away.

 

 

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Yep... I find random pieces of food in my cleavage after I've eaten. Must be the male equivalent to having a beard!

i also hold my boobs and between my legs when I sneeze... (God dammit children)

i hold my boobs going over speed humps.

im 6 weeks post op and still hokd my boobs over speed humps and train tracks lol and try to dodge pot holes on the road 😂

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Just wanted to bump this old thread I came across what a great idea! Sometimes it's nice to see a light hearted post and forget about the things that make us anxious!

My funnies are:

- Hundreds of daily wardrobe changes and camera angles to see what makes my boobs look the best. It's like a personal fashion show haha!

- Waking up in the morning to check if they are still there 😂

- Squishing them in public because I forget where I am and then shamefully checking if anyone saw me

- Questioning random people's stares during conversation thinking have they noticed my new assets or am I just thinking it!

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Hi there. I had my breast implants done a couple of years ago. My surgeon Dr Rino Lorenzo was very good. I love my new pair! Have they changed my life? No, not really. I am the same person I was before and have the same approach to life. Have they enhanced my life? Yeah! Just the same way that getting a tattoo makes some people happy, getting breast implants made me happy. It makes me happy that I was able to change a little something that bothered me. Hope it will change your lives too for the better. Good luck everyone!

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