Medicare announces free boobjobs

By April 1, 2016 October 30th, 2017 News

Coming off a spate of medicare schedule slashes, the Federal government have announced today that breast augmentation will now be funded through the medicare system. 

To be eligible it must be a patients primary breast augmentation and they are required to increase breast size by two cups sizes.

Its a surprise move by the government who have had a tough time passing legislation through the senate, however with bi-partisan support, both parties believe the changes will result in a happier population with positive flow on effects into the economy as women will no doubt need to spend money on new bras and clothing.
Furthermore the men are likely to also benefit from the new changes which the government believes will translate into a more productive workforce.

We hope you are all as excited by this positive news on April Fools day as we are 🙂

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